This is the homepage of someone that either

1. you don’t know

2. you do know but haven’t seen in a long time (see #1)


3. you do know and you probably aren’t visiting this website in the first place

It’d be nice if you liked it, but that’s not a dealbreaker.


This site aims to achieve careful balance between amusing me and informing you. If I must choose between amusing myself and informing you, I will choose amusing myself every time. If you actively work against said amusement you will be removed from the situation in some form or fashion.

My house, my turf, my rules. I pay for it. You don’t. End of story.


Last updated: 9 Nov 2017