This is how you get hold of me outside of social media.
I have a mailing address:
P.O. Box 14952
Columbus, OH 43214
Your best bet is to send a postcard, with your return address included if you want a reply. I can’t guarantee I will respond or that I will respond quickly, but if I get mail enclosed in an envelope or a package from a name or address I don’t recognize, I for sure will never read it.
Also, here’s a phone number:
(614)233-1051
That number is Google Voice. Chances are good to fantastic that I will never call you back if you call that number because 99.9% of the calls I get there are spam. But just in case the stars align just right, there you go. Google Voice still transcribes voicemail, though you won’t be able to text me at that number.
I still have a personal cell/mobile phone and the number that reaches me has not changed since I got my most recent landline in 2004. I simply ported it when I went wireless. If you had my number previously but don’t anymore, that’s your own fault. Feel free to contact me through social media or other means to get it again. If you haven’t contacted me in more than a year, chances are decent I might not still have your number, so please text me first and tell me who you are or I might drop you into BlockedNumbersLand. I couldn’t do that when I first started using a cell phone, but I can now.
Why no email address?
Oh, my sweet summer child. That’s how they get you.
My first name AT my last name DOT net used to be my standard and I am still loath to let it go but it attracts so much spam that I may put it on ice for a time. Seems safest.
Your best bet is firstnamelastname AT gee mail DOT com and if you can’t figure that out then don’t fucking email me, Semi-Literate Phone Zombie, but that one will tell my phone I got email and has a decentish spam filter and so I pay more attention to it. Proceed accordingly. If you must.
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Last updated: 01 October 2019