This is the quickest way to get hold of me. It goes straight to the email address that alerts my phone**. I don’t go round with my phone glued to my ear but usually I check it a few times a day. So if you don’t hear back immediately, give it about 24 hours. Of course, if you send me something you know I won’t like, expect to not hear back from me at all.
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**I have never, to the best of my knowledge, blocked a number on a cell phone. If I did block one and it’s been so many years I can’t remember, the blocking function was only good on that phone. I have not blocked any numbers on my Blackberry, which I have had since August or September 2010, and did not block any numbers on the phone before that.
I say all this because there’s one person lurking out there (I hope) who allegedly accused me of blocking him when he’s tried to call in the past, though I’m suspicious it was his grandmother actually typing the accusatory email. You are not blocked, dear one. Furthermore, if you send a message through this form, it won’t be a phone call, which means it will get to me anyway. I have a feeling they are making it difficult for you and, if that’s the case, they can only be jackasses until March 2014. Afterwards, it is our game. If I’m wrong, and you’re just being stubborn, ball’s in your court. When someone is trying to tell you something, you really should give them a fair hearing instead of taking the word of one of their worst enemies, who has a vested interest in making them look as bad as possible.