Hello, people-hiring people

If you have come here via a Google search or my social media because you’re researching me as a potential candidate for employment, this is for you!

I am 49 years old as of Tuesday the 10th. All my life I have been told that a good employee keeps work life and personal life separate. As such, I have no intention of ever including my employer’s name in my social-media profiles. I believe that is a valid and healthy boundary to maintain.

If you are here looking me up, you have violated that boundary: I (would have) kept you out of my social media, but you did not stay out of it yourself. Consider my application withdrawn. Do me a favor and tell me you went with a different candidate.