This is how you get hold of me outside of social media.
P.O. Box 14952
Columbus, OH 43214
Best bet is to send a postcard with your return address on it.
Worst bet is to send something in an envelope or package with an unfamiliar name and/or return address. That will get chucked in the can, at the post office, unopened.
That is a Google voice number. It records voicemail, but does not accept text messages. 99.9% of the calls I ever get here will be salespeople who harvested my number from this site, but if you ever must call, lead off with “Hi, it’s [your name]” so I see it in the list of transcribed messages. I may give you five seconds of my time if the name seems familiar but reserve the right to delete with the rest unheard if I don’t know you or your voice.
Why no email address?
Oh, my sweet summer child. Bad enough that spammers harvest my fake phone number.
Self-hosted email: first name AT last name DOT net. Figure it out.
Gmail: firstnamelastname AT gmail DOT com. Ditto.
Legal and official matters will only be addressed if YOU address ME via lawyer on a law office’s letterhead or government office on government letterhead. Otherwise, it goes in the recycle bin at the post office. I am cranky and cynical and quick to distrust. Proceed accordingly.
Last updated: 25 January 2021