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This is how you find me outside of social media.

Mailing address:

P.O. Box 220
Iota, LA 70543

Best bet is to send a postcard with your return address on it.

Worst bet is to send something in an envelope or package with an unfamiliar name and/or return address. That will get chucked in the can, at the post office, unopened.

(A note: By “unfamiliar” I also mean “99% probability that I would never, ever get mail from said sender and/or address.” I wasn’t born five minutes ago.)

Phone number:

(614)233-1771

That is a Google Voice number. From what I can tell, GV will accept phone calls, text messages, and voicemail. I seldom check my account. If you want to get my immediate attention, this is not the best way to do it.

Email:

If you can figure either of these out, have at. My spam situation is much better these days so I might see it. You never know.

Self-hosted email: first name AT last name DOT net. Figure it out.

Gmail: firstnamelastname AT gmail DOT com. Ditto.

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I apologize in advance because I’m not used to people wanting to legitimately have a conversation with me anymore and so I’ve really begun neglecting all this stuff. My poor family. I’m even bad about getting back in touch with them. I do hear from spammers, though, and I have no idea what to tell you to do that would help you stand out from them that they wouldn’t just appropriate and use to trick me. Ugh.

I tend to stay out of real trouble but, should a legal or official matter arise, I will only address it if YOU address ME via lawyer on a law office’s letterhead or government office on government letterhead, on paper, through snail mail. Otherwise, it’s a hoax and will be ignored. I am cranky and cynical and quick to distrust. Proceed accordingly.

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[Last updated: 29 September 2021]