For those of you who’d prefer to contact me outside of social media.


my first name AT my last name DOT net


myfirstnamemylastname AT gmail DOT com

Figure it out.


118 Graceland Blvd #102
Columbus, OH 43214

…I never visited Graceland when I lived in Memphis, but now I have an address at a Graceland something. Pretty funny.

Best bet is a postcard with your message and return address on it. If I don’t recognize the sender and it’s something enclosed, it’s chucked into the trash unopened.


If you know me in person, you should have my phone number. If you don’t, you can ask me for it elsewhere.

If you don’t know me in person, you don’t get my real phone number. Here’s a substitute, and it takes both voicemail and text messages:

‪(614) 706-2556

Owing to weirdness with Twitter, this number may change occasionally. Silly drama, don’t ask.


Best way to reach me quickly is an email to the Gmail address (see above) because it alerts my phone. I am terrible at snail-mail correspondence 90% or more of the time, and don’t tend to answer phone calls from numbers I don’t recognize. And I don’t recognize most numbers these days, so good luck with that.

[Last updated: 21 May 2022]