Welcome to my homepage. There are many like it (OK, possibly not), but this one is mine.
In case you need help navigating, scroll down past me…

…Still there? Okie-dokie.
First off, clicking on the website title or the “Hi y’all” link will always bring you back here.
Desktop/laptop/horizontal orientation: Menu’s up top, sidebar to the right.
Phone/vertical tablet/vertical orientation: Four lines up top are the menu, sidebar is below the main content.
Have fun, kids.